The idiot who
(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and
(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.
The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.
They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.
Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.
You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.
Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...
(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and
(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.
The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.
They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.
Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.
You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.
Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...
The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?
by hudson duster January 2, 2010
Get the The Radio Flyer mug.by glxwingeyes June 10, 2016
Get the car radio mug.Related Words
Radiohead
• Radical
• radio
• Radish
• radicool
• radio shack
• radi
• Radiant
• radiation
• Radio Active
🔥 song by J grimes that was released unofficially in 2019, often considered a low key diss to other rappers in the midwest.
☢️
☢️
radioactive rage is one of the earliest songs from j grimes plethora of songs which have yet to see the lift of day.
J Grimes released radioactive rage and no one doubted his reasoning behind it
Radioactive rage is a grand scheme of a track trapped inside an amateurish recorded song
Junior grimes wrote radioactive rage and studio did the rest
J Grimes released radioactive rage and no one doubted his reasoning behind it
Radioactive rage is a grand scheme of a track trapped inside an amateurish recorded song
Junior grimes wrote radioactive rage and studio did the rest
by Savingymroutine66 January 18, 2022
Get the Radioactive Rage mug.by Ayatollah Daikhamatei January 13, 2009
Get the dirty radivansky mug.A Gin and Tonic variation with the double amount of gin and less tonic. Especially known in the northern Part of Germany (around Hamburg) and Denmark.
by DiorBerg July 17, 2020
Get the Gin Radig mug.The radio frequency by which Fire, EMS and local police are dispatched and operate on. Most often run by the county to cover Fire, EMS and police dispatch on a county wide system. Named the Whacker Radio because a Whacker will listen to these broadcasts on his\her scanner or two way radio, often at a volume where everyone around them can hear every word.
(Inside a medical transport ambulance)
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!
EMT1: What the hell is that noise?
EMT2: That's the county radio.
EMT1: The Whacker Radio? Why the hell do we need that on?
EMT2: Because I'm listening to it.
EMT1: (sigh) You're one of those damn Whackers aren't you?
EMT2: Damn right, I take that as a compliment!
by Jay Dog February 2, 2010
Get the Whacker Radio mug.The Radish King (formerly known as Dissonant Values) is a gamer/troll and blogger. A former collaborator of Youtubers MinnesotaBurns and True Editor, marked by his eccentric behavior and dry sense of humor. Known for his cynicism, sarcasm, and overall deadpan behavior in game lobbies, The Radish King has no problem making other gamers cry and question their self worth. Also a major contributor to the Naruto fan community, The Radish King is a wealth of knowledge, overt bullshit, and borderline insanity. Skimming the fine line between bona-fide royalty and juvenile attention seeking farce, The Radish King is best left to the gutter of the gaming world.
"Yeah, that's right, I just sent you to an early grave. I'm Captain Planet Motherfuckers and I'm going back up. Don't you summon me again unless you ready for that pain. The power is mine."
"One night, many years ago I lay with a woman and from that union a child was born. Nine months later you took your first breath. Who's your father now asshole? Oh, and your mothers a whore."
Gamer 1: "Crap, The Radish King is in this lobby with his party. Let's back out..."
"One night, many years ago I lay with a woman and from that union a child was born. Nine months later you took your first breath. Who's your father now asshole? Oh, and your mothers a whore."
Gamer 1: "Crap, The Radish King is in this lobby with his party. Let's back out..."
by Contributor32 September 7, 2013
Get the The Radish King mug.