In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great
life, having sex with royalty and other
people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and
family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "
Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and
Bridget last
night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine