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Russian Female Gold Diggers 

Beautiful but pieces of ungrateful shit that make you spend unnecessary amounts of money ranging up to thousands
only men who don’t get pussy and are desprete get russian female gold diggers

russian cornbread 

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread
russian cornbread by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

Extreme Russian Roulette

A game in which 7 out of 8 chambers are loaded in a Russian manner. The contestant must blind fold their self and hopscotch backwards whilst holding a gun to his or her head and pulling the trigger one time after completing the hopscotch. If the contestant survives, they may then shoot the contender. If the contender lives then you both must die.
I am so mad right now you wanna Extreme Russian Roulette?

Russian Bias 

When analyzing the effectiveness of vehicles of the same tier in War Thunder, a popular WWII vehicle shooter game, one will find an unusually high amount of effectiveness in Russian vehicles, particularly in the mid to high tiers. This has led some to believe that gaijin (the Russian company that made War Thunder) biased it on purpose.
Player 1: KV2 sniped me from across the map... Russian bias...
Player 2 (the one who sniped player 1): xaxa
Russian Bias by RECKOCHET June 13, 2018

Russian Stealth 

A form of stealth consisting of killing everyone within your general area so that there is no one around to detect you.
John: 'With Russian Stealth, how can you be detected if there is nobody to detect you?'
Russian Stealth by Fishbotinator September 2, 2017

russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine