quoffing

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quoff

Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"

He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?

by girl_with_brain July 6, 2010

quorum

The number of people of convokation or society that must be present for the meeting to happen.

The required quorum was not met that night.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

quouche-baggot

a queer that is a douche and also a faggot

WTF, Mrs. Slusser hop off my dick you quouche-baggot

by Naruto and Method Man June 27, 2010

quoff

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

by elbazimo April 24, 2005

quouche

a combination of queer and douche

Oh my gosh your such a quouche

by rodneil felicinano December 22, 2007

Quofty

sounding (kw-oft-ee)

meaning sneaky and weasel like or large portions

Darell: Ya know tha wasteman ova der?

Sean: Yeah blud he proper quofty like.

or

Darell: Dats a quofty doob der blud.

by JMZ NW May 15, 2010