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Quicksand Jesus

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above
by Quicksand Jesus June 12, 2004
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Quicksand

Souls are being sucked in feet first by the Quicksand. Sucks you in.

The soul sucking of a billion sleeping apparatuses is in action these days. They cannot even hear a whisper.

That’s how I surely know. Not even a peep. Poor little girl didn’t understand a word at all.

Keep staring into the Abyss. Knock knock, who’s there?
Try as hard as you can. But the Quicksand has everything held inside and won’t let loose. ;(
by Neotune December 21, 2020
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quicksand fetish

something you find on deviantart, usually drawn (and viewed) by hopeless autistic 12-40 year olds with no other hope for their future.
Johnny: "What the fuck is this on your computer."
Jimmy (quicksand fetish autism man): "Uhm its some of my cool um art uh collection" (starts hand flapping and screaming)
by brian simonstone December 29, 2024
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Tennessee Quicksand

In the act of having an orgy (at least a 5 to 1 ratio) all participants climax onto the receivers face whilst lying on their back, the combined semen feels as if they are slowly drowning in quicksand.
Lauren, there was this orgy I was in last night. They all came at once and I had a Tennessee Quicksand moment where I though I was going to drown.
by TheMeatiestOfShields May 8, 2019
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Gettin' deep in the quicksand

Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
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Moonwalking on quicksand

Expression used when someone tries to solve a problem, but in a crazy/absurd way that would most likely not work.
Matty didn't have money to go to the concert, so he went moonwalking on quicksand by robbing a bank and using his own car as a getaway car.
by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023
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Quicksanded

Term used for when a person has gone full sand to the point of no return
The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again
by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021
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