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Quickie

When two people have sexual intercourse in a short amount of time
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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Quickie

A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.
A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."
by Sustaining6 June 12, 2020
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ninja quickness

used to refer to someone doing something quickly like a ninja.
Do it with the ninja quickness... we're in a hurry.
by YourMom July 6, 2004
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Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)
by Sindora11 February 26, 2015
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geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.
Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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Quinkleberry

A word you use to replace a swearword
"That guy is such a Quinkleberry "
by sloppymcfloppy October 12, 2015
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quickedly

The act of moving quickly and crookedly in a drunken manner.
After drinking 9 beers, Ryan moved quickedly to the side of the pool to vomit.
by Zmegobyu October 13, 2021
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