Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."
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Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
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