Quiboloy

Some false and stupid prophet who claims he's the son of god, you know, claiming to be like my man J. Christ.

Dude: Hey, do you know that asshole in that tv preaching fucked up stuffs?

Another Dude: Yep, thats Quiboloy. Fuck that shitface.

by Noynoying2012 July 5, 2008

quitometer

A forecast for how likely someone will quit their job on any given day.

Q. How's your quitometer today?
A. It's high as fuck. I'm so fucking done with this shit, I don't shit a fuck anymore.

by nilxela September 16, 2016

quiovole

Mexican slang for 'what's up?'
See also: que paso?

"'Ey, quiovole, whey?"

by YouSoWishYouWereMe October 27, 2007

Lucifer's Quinoa

A slang term for marijuana.

Mom: Devin, you had better not be smoking Lucifer's Quinoa in there!

by dad b September 15, 2017

quinoa mom

A relatively young mother, typically aged about 28-40, who spends a great deal of time on Pinterest, pureeing their own kale and avocado baby food, wearing floppy felt hats, pacifying their children with iPads, and sheltering them from any and every hardship that may come their way (e.g. paper cuts or skinned knees).

They can often be found plying their kids (who are usually named something like Mason, Brody, Clay, Piper, or Lennon) with pistachio ice cream from the local farmer's market, shopping for a new maxi dress at Anthropologie, or enjoying some avocado toast after a hot yoga session.

GIRL 1: "Did you see the photo that Jennifer posted of her kid, Atticus, eating an acai bowl?"

GIRL 2: "I know. She's SUCH a quinoa mom."

by Soup Starr May 6, 2017

Quinones

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end

That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.

by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

Quiana

A very beautiful girl, usually african american but mixed with another nationality. A Quiana is very unique, crazy at times, and usually very nice and loving. Every guy wants her, and everyone is at attention when they hear that her and her boyfriend are having troubles. Seems like the girl who the one guy you wouldn't expect would get, usually a geeky type of person. Never mess up with Quiana, you'll regret losing this funny, beautiful, unique creature.

"Look it's Quiana!"
"She really is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in this school."

"I wish I had a chance with Quiana."
"Haha, well keep trying. It's not the end of the world yet."

by ilikesumpoundcake February 3, 2010