Skip to main content

dick quesadilla

placing a man's penis in a tortilla wrap, filled with desired vegetables or meat, then topped off with mild cheddar cheese. the quesadilla is then covered with a condom, to keep the ingredients together, and placed in a vagina (or anus) to melt the cheese. the male will then ejaculate in the quesadilla only to have the female ingest the end result.
Jeremiah: "My dick was so greasy after Elora ate her dick quesadilla."

Apollo: "You should try masturbating with sandpaper, it will adsorb the grease."
by tjsballs April 29, 2010
mugGet the dick quesadilla mug.

quesadillaria

A place that makes quesadillas.
Juan and Bob were cheesy and hungry for some tortillas, so they went to the quesadillaria.
by Just a female gamer&programmer December 15, 2015
mugGet the quesadillaria mug.

Quesadillapocalypse

Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.
All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you made quesadillapocalypse.
by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 26, 2008
mugGet the Quesadillapocalypse mug.

quesadilla

Melted cheese between two tortillas. Other stuffings are optional, such as chicken. Can also be made by simply folding one tortilla in half.
Man, I took a gravity hit, then ate a huge quesadilla.
by Rusty Shakelford December 23, 2004
mugGet the quesadilla mug.

Quesadilla

Ejaculating into a girl's mouth in such a way that it looks like a quesadilla with extra cheese.
I gave her a good Quesadilla last night.
by erbzzz69 October 4, 2018
mugGet the Quesadilla mug.

Weak Quesadilla

A mexican entree with very little meat in it, typically made by cheap chain restaurants.
That chick working at Qdoba just made me a weak quesadilla.
by Yankee746 July 26, 2009
mugGet the Weak Quesadilla mug.

Flaming Quesadilla

When a woman's vagina is flaming, and resembles a cooking quesadilla. This is also when a Mexican consumes a quesadilla on fire, it usually results in death and ejaculation.
DAMN! I had this STD, and it gave me a flaming quesadilla!

Mexican: So how'd your brother die??
Other Mexican: He ate a flaming quesadilla, jizzed and died.
by proudyellowman March 28, 2011
mugGet the Flaming Quesadilla mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email