Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

queffed

To have been killed.

Two guys just showed up and queffed Jim

by LDotRappa December 5, 2020

Queefer Sutherland

1. A clever and innovative way of calling one a queef, while also demonstrating your vast knowledge of the artistic stylings of Kiefer Sutherland.

So he really took a shit on your girlfriend's chest huh? What a Queefer Sutherland...

by dingleberry jones March 2, 2005

creepy queefer

The slutty chick no one wants to be associated with.

That bitch is such a creepy queefer!!

by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006

Majeefer Queefer

Another word for Vagina, commonly used by nobody

Brooo shes got a big Majeefer Queefer

by AdvisingClock7 July 31, 2018

quaffer

A quaffer, pronounced alternately "kwaffer" or "quayfer", is an alternative word semen, but can only refer to semen when applied to a female face or ingested by a female in a sexual act.

A quaffer shot is the same thing as a cumshot.

Wow, that's a great quaffer shot!

by Orderite February 14, 2009

queefer madness

a wild party of vaginal flatulence, often involving gardening tools, dead rodents, an oven knob, appetizers and twister. see also queef.

julie is in for some serious queefer madness.

by BadBit November 12, 2004