Quaker

A type of Spiked Spike Solution with Hydrogen Peroxide

I'll use this Quaker to loosen up the thick stuff

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert April 28, 2022

Quaker

A person playing Quake

Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!

by Abraxa August 29, 2003

Quaker

Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling

Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!

by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015

Quakers

The athletic teams of the University of Pennsylvania. Known for kicking Princeton's ass while chanting Puck Frinceton.

"Yo, who beat the Princeton Tigers last night?"
"They didn't have a game last night, but generally it is the Penn Quakers."

by urbannere93 February 2, 2017

Quaker

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

Quaker

Simple definition: A Christian who strongly believes in non-violence.
Those people who are on the side of the road are Amish.
Maybe O Dogg should get fucked in the ass doggy style by Spankey. I think that would clarify and make them both happy.

by Non-religious man September 27, 2003

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020