quieftologist

An amateur or scientist who studies the natural phenomena of the quief

Dr. Randy Pucker, noted queftologist and Director of the Institute of Quieftology seeks quieffy quiffers for an upcoming study of the volume and composition of quiefal gasseous emmissions during multi-digital sex and fisting.

by Manny Wholes October 30, 2003

Queeftarted

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

by wolf January 11, 2005

quaft

a variation of the classic pompador, often more messy, and sweaty.

Adam's quaft at half was incredible, soon after many other team members tried to copy the hair style, but it was impossible.

by spackadam August 4, 2006

Quaft

EVERYTHING. Can be used as an insult or a compliment. or simply when you dont know the word u r trying to say:)

INSULT: Ugh your such a quaft!!!!!
COMPLIMENT : Damn girl you be lookin quaft today!
RANDOM: It was in its own little quaft:)

by KatieIsQuaft April 15, 2011

Quaft

The 3rd person past tense of the word queef.

Joey quaft when he heard about the monroe transfer.

by Bobby Lamont September 8, 2009

Quafted

A nice looking (shape)... appealing to the eye.

i love Justin Beibers hair. It's so perfectly quafted!

by pseudonym-girl November 11, 2010