Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

Also
Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.

Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!

by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quantality

1. The state of being associated with achieving quality on a massive scale. 2. Achieving both quality as well as quantity.

Dude: "Man, I just made 273 posts on the forums."
Man: "Spam, aye?"
Dude: "Nope. Everyone of them is useful."
Man: "Dude, you've achieved perfect quantality!"
Dude: "Woot."

by xTHANATOPSISx December 8, 2006

Quarantainment

Mediocre lowbrow crap that helps you escape boredom and seems more entertaining than it really is because you’re in quarantine due to COVID-19.

Tiger King? Now that’s quality quarantainment!

by RATTnroll May 15, 2020

Davide Quaranta

Davide Quaranta is used to indicate a person particularly good at playing Yu-Gi-Oh unlike a Francesco Degiovanni or a Valerio Ferlaino

Wow that guy is such a Davide Quaranta

by Matteo Salvini August 11, 2020

Quarantash

Facial hair—commonly a moustache—grown while in quarantine. Used mainly for people who are clean-shaven when not in quaratine.

Dude are those pubes stuck to your face?
Nah man, I’m growing a quarantash.

Good thing you’re practicing social distancing.

by elmitocarboni March 18, 2020