Potheady

When somebody gives off a pothead vibe for a long period of time

Man that dude is always high and looks a mess, he is so potheady

by aMezing June 24, 2020

Pathetical

A word that isn’t a word but should exist

Person:“You are a very pathetical person”

Other person: “Pathetical isn’t a word”

by Me-2021 April 4, 2021

pothead

Someone who believes (1) any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and (2) any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

John: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Pothead: "Yeah sure, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
John: "I dunno man, my throat's been kinda sore lately."
Pothead: "Oh that's ok, a bowl will fix that."
John: "Really? Well I've got this Government test tomorrow too, so I probably shouldn't smoke."
Pothead: "Pot makes studying easier. You'll enjoy the subject more!"
John: "You're full of shit. Next you'll tell me weed can fix my chronic back pain and I should get high before visiting my grandma in the nursing home."
Pothead: "I'm glad you understand now. Got a lighter?"

by Rupert S. Pottingham January 21, 2006

pothead professional

A regular cannabis user who successfully pursues a professional career.

I saw my high school principal at a festival this summer; he's a pothead professional.

by DiggityDank February 18, 2006

Pathetical

1. Somebody who feels really really pathetic
2. When you are so broke you are literally counting your pennies to pay for something

1. Im feeling so pathetical today, i just cant do anything right. =*((

2. Cherie is so effing pathetical she barely found enough loose change to buy a bus ticket! i heard she even had to pay with some of those old copper coins.... ewwwy!!!

by Melfron August 3, 2008

Pither

To waste time, to wander or to mess around

Did you do much in town?
No just pithered about

by junkieo April 3, 2011

pythagorize

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorize across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorize up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75.

by Pythagoras of Samos January 20, 2009