pylon stroller 

pylon stroller is a word to say 'i didn't even go to that party....' when you are ajitated

scott capinick: hey man, u were so funny on saturday
sean cadman: pylon stroller!!! (but i didnt even go to that partay!!!) :(
sean cadman: oh well... mother weres pokemon yellow version

pylon stroller by Samdawg May 2, 2007

Pylon God 

The true father of all beings.

Oh dear Pylon God forgive me for i have followed thine sinner known as Daquan.

Pylon God by nevertobeseenagain November 6, 2017

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.

Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.

Artosis Pylon by Imjorman June 10, 2011

Artosis Pylon 

A single pylon powering many key structures.

I roach busted his front and he had an artosis pylon so it was an easy win.

Artosis Pylon by SovietSnipes September 25, 2011

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

Pants Pylon by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

don't buff my pylon 

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

don't buff my pylon by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 17, 2008

The Pylon 

The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.

I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.

The Pylon by Modern Giotto August 15, 2021