A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023
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Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010
Get the Putt fuck mug.Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'
moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!
ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?
Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.
ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.
Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'
moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!
ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?
Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.
ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.
Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?
by CCqq January 17, 2009
Get the madonna puttana mug.The state of being as perfect as possible and blessed with toned abs and rosy cheeks and fat pink lips
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man
by @samsboothang on twitter December 5, 2013
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Get the Mucky Putter mug.A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.
by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004
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