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Putch

Weakest player on the team, the weakest link.

Last to be choosen to play Soccer is a Putch
Jim was last to make the football team, hes a putch
by GH0STEDxALFA December 4, 2023
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Sneaky Kapp Putch

The sneaky kapp putch is a term given to a sexual position where the man humps the womans mouth as she swallos. However it is more complicated than this as the man has to have a Hitler style moustarche and the position must occour in Munich Germany. Good luck!
The sneaky kapp putch first occured when hitler snared his first root!
by Hindenburg and Ludendorf April 20, 2011
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Beer Gut Putch

An event that happened on 6th of January 2021, where supporters of President Donald Trump got very angry about losing the election and decided to storm the capitol building to pose for pictures. And maybe coup the government.
Y'all wanna have a Beer Gut Putch? Ain't ya angry about the election fraud? Don't ya just wanna run up to Congress to let everyone know how angry we are? You know I talked to my cousin Hayden in the DC police, the'll let us right in!
by David7 January 7, 2021
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piece of patch

A phrase usually uttered by men, meaning "To get laid."
The "patch" refers to a woman's pubes.
As said by John Travolta's character in The General's Daughter: "Risking it all for a piece of patch."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 29, 2014
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beast patch

An isolated patch of hair found anywhere on the body. Most common areas include the hands, back, chest, and pubic area on an unkept person.
Check out the beast patches on Jim's hands. Those make him look like a werewolf.
Check out the beast patch on that broad's vagina. I'll bet that smells like godzilla's breath. Bitch needs a shave!
by sciflyer.25 September 15, 2010
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Patchy Twat

1. A skewbald or piebald (US paint) horse whose attitude to life is such that it causes those who encounter him to doubt the soundness of mind of the horse and indeed the owner/rider.

2. A complete bellend of a horse who appears to be offended by mediocrity, so his decision-making and antics ensure his lack of talent in his chosen discipline is masked by the chaos, comedy and damage caused to property and person.

3. Generally a shite eventer.
Insurance Claims person “So you hadn’t even left the yard and you expect me to believe that the horsebox just... fell apart?”

Owner “No. wait. The patchy twat took offence to the partition and galloped through the horsebox before he realised the front ramp wasn’t down.”

Insurance claim person. “Oh.... that’s fine. Claim approved. You probably should have mentioned that your horse is a patchy twat at the start of the call.”
by ShiteEventer December 12, 2020
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Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"
by lasersheep December 30, 2013
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