Skip to main content
"Kris Get The Banana"
"Potassium"
Potassium by narashita September 24, 2021

puta mierda 

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"
Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.
puta mierda by doromeu October 10, 2013

sapnu puas 

What you send to your girl when you want some pics. Send it and then tell him or her to turn her phone upside down. ;)))
Boy: sapnu puas
Girl: what?
Boy:turn your phone upside down ;)))
sapnu puas by gwatjins January 6, 2017

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium! 

An intelligent way to say FUCK . Each element has a letter to represent it, Fluorine= F, Uranium=U, Carbon=C, Potassium= K.

Also Yittrium Oxygen Uranium can be added to say YOU.
Person 1: "Its your turn to clean the toilet."
Person 2: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium!"

or

Person 1: "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium the test is today!"
Chem Teacher: "I see you're practice your elements for your test, good job!"

Pulaski PJ 

Getting a hand job from a 50 year old married woman (preferably after finger blasting her in a bar bathroom) while simultaneously taking a piss. Due to the jerking motion of the hand job generally not a single drop of urine ends up in the urinal.
Dude I just got a Pulaski PJ from this lady!
Pulaski PJ by Mach Turbo March 22, 2016

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!