Loaf Poaching

1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.

2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.

1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.

Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching

2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.

You should absolutely poach his loaf man.

by sanfred December 14, 2010

Bustle Punching

The act of entering a crowd with an erection and bumping into as many people as possible.

George was in a great mood. He just left a crowded elevator after cunningly Bustle Punching several women.

by 12Free4 December 9, 2010

grief poaching

Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.

So many people talking about Michael Jackson's death are just grief poaching.

by TheRenner July 13, 2015

belly punching

An act of punching a female stomach. It's also well known as a fetish, a branch of ryona.

I love belly punching. I wanna punch that girl in the stomach so bad, it makes be jizz so hard.

by Shawn123321123 November 11, 2013

punching

People who are punching above their weight are generally going out with women of far superior quality in either the face/body department. Most famous example would be kathrine zeta jones and michael Douglas

That fucker there is punching way out of his league

by Matt 'steel chin' Williams December 23, 2006

Punching

If someone’s punching, they are dating someone that’s significantly better looking then they are. In other words, they are less good looking then the person that they are dating

- Have you heard that John is dating Filipa?!
-What?! Lucky thing. He’s totally punching.

by Sugamamaaa__ January 29, 2021

Arnav Punching Syndrome

Noun. Popularly used in the school the creator of this word.
Known for a kid, named Arnav, after having a session of rage in a Math and English class.
Most commonly cured by ice-cold water and good friends.

After math class, when the teacher erased the board.
"Arnav, you okay?"
"No."

Arnav would start punching his water bottle and make an attempt to strangle it. The rest of the class would start laughing and an inside joke was born.
A girl, named Amelia, started drawing the Arnav Punching Syndrome as a disease and the creator of the definition still has the drawing to this day.

by Han_dl November 7, 2017