Right after the man creampies the girl he grabs her tits and twists them like the throttle on a Harley Davidson and begins yelling brum brum brum brum imitating the sound of a motorcycle.
"Gustavo gave me the Pink Pussy Harley last night. My tits are so sore from him twisting them around. He must drive his pink Harley fast with how hard he grabbed my tits".
Matt pulled up on his pink Harley and told us how he rang a girl's tits out last night. Said he gave her the pink pussy Harley after he busted in her ass.
A woman that has, through childbirth, or other extreme streching of vaginal muscles, widened her passage to the point that an ordinary, properly inserted tampon will not stay in place.
"After the baby was born, I coudn't even keep a tampon in my Big Pink Bucket Puss! My husband said that making love to me was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"
guy - hey can I ask your pussypinion on something?
girl - ye' what's up?
guy - what do think of my new christmas sweater?
girl - OMG!! totally! that's so cute!!
guy - really?? my mom bought it for me
girl - noo wayy! your mom is so cooool! we could be like best friends