pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.

A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

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Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles (From [Pushing Daisies])

Chuck is the most awesome character on Pushing Daisies, other than her aunts, Olive Snook, The Pie Maker, and Emerson Cod! They all rule!
Chuck has been brought back to life by Ned, The Pie Maker. She loves him, and he loves her back, but if he touches her, she dies perminately.

I can't believe that Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles (From Pushing Daisies) and Ned acutally kissed, even if it was only in his dream! Of course, she did turn into Olive, but, hey; it was good for Ned while it lasted!

by Larissa Woke Up One Morning January 12, 2009

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Pushing dingle

To absolutely push more than p as a requirement by quandale

Max was pushing dingle at the club last night.

by Mrsaxobeat204958 May 13, 2022

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Pushing Daisies

1. The action of bending down and extending force with one's hands onto a little yellow flower known as a daisy, 2. The action of smoking marijuana with two friends over the age of 15 while in a mid construction house at 7:50 p.m. on a Thursday night.

1. Hey dude watch me bend down and extend force with my hands on this little yellow flower known as a daisy. 2. C'mon my glipglops lets push some daisies in that house that's under construction tonight. Pushing Daisies

by KJBdefinitions January 15, 2018

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