cock push ups

Sports Studies tutor seemed to love making us do these!

"Damn Gourley U've got it easy man......cos u've got such a small one"

by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004

Friday push ups

The ultimate act of showing one's excitement for the arrival, middle, or ending of the end of the work week.

Dude: Yo, it's Friday!
Dude 2: HELL YEAH! FRIDAY PUSH UPS! *proceeds to do push ups*
Everyone within a mile radius: *applause*

by thekidwiththefaceandhair March 19, 2011

undercover push-ups

The act of humping your spouse in the push-up position under bedsheets.

Susy and I were doing undercover push-ups last night.

by .OG. July 19, 2016

Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.

Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?

by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020

Wench push-ups

Pirate push-ups, but made easier by allowing the person to use their knees.

Bro 1: Bro, quit doing wench push-ups!

Bro 2: But bro, pirate push-ups are too hard!

by Teff1313 April 25, 2021

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

by spuncer December 8, 2020