Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.

Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water

by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018

Purse Lint

The receipts, gum wrappers, tissues, and other odd papers that accumulate in your purse seemingly overnight.

Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.

Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.

by miwcat March 17, 2009

THATS MY PURSE

When a little kid is getting bullied and goes to the women’s self defense course at the ymca and then kicks the bully in the groin

Bobby: THATS MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU Bobby: kicks Peggy in her yuh huh. Peggy: I have no testicles Bobby where’s your secret weapon now. Random kid: SHE BLUFFING FINISH HER

by Yourmommyfattest January 14, 2021

coin purse

Testes, nut sack, scrot

"Would you shave my coin purse?"--Stewie, Family Guy movie

by Gunmetal Princess September 27, 2005

he pulls

When a being is know to get lots of mates of the opposite sex

You know that guy Tommy? He pulls

by Ook and gluk February 10, 2018

Pulsexual

You're so god damn horny all the time, you'd fuck everything with a fucking pulse!

"Jesus Christ! What the actual fuck! You haven't left anything in a 100-mile radius behind! Even poor Mr. Whiskers can't walk properly anymore!"

"What else can I do? I'm pulsexual!"

by somerandoCigarGuy May 17, 2020

hussy demon purse

A wretched old woman's meaning of a vagina when she is over protective and crazed.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy's demon-purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

Gertrude Kapelput to Oswald Cobblepot: "You got tangled in some hussy demon purse!" Oh, Carol Kane, you're wonderful.

by yohnner October 29, 2014