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punheta

portuguese word for wanking(tossing the gherkin)
i caught my boyfriend wanking in the dark, he scared me to death.
by mazda71 September 7, 2003
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Panneto

To throw an unholy, unrelenting tantrum and launch into a scathing, highly offensive and possibly racist tirade.
Fuck me, that guy just threw the biggest god damn Panneto i've ever heard, he managed to offend every culture known to man and he's still going.
by engie2benjy July 24, 2009
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Doing a pannet

"Doing a pannet" is the action of quitting you job after a weekend of drug abuse because you cant handle the come-down effectively.
Eg-Doing a pannet
Danny said "I can not be arsed with this shit im going to get some anti depressants"

Ryan fucked work off on Monday due to excessive magic consumption the Friday before.
by www.mcfc.com January 27, 2011
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two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.
Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!
by Drom May 29, 2008
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Puñetito

Puñetito is the nickname given to a kid that was caught watching porn on a computer in a computer lab in the Universidad de Puerto Rico Recinto de Bayamon. He was made infamous all across the universities of Puerto Rico and the even in the USA because of the video. Remember that this all happened a few days after they caught the singer Elvis Crespo masturbating in an airplane. His name is now a synonym for masturbation, watching porn or both.
Dude I just pulled a puñetito the other day.

Son of a bitch, I was doing a puñetito in the computer lab the other day and someone filmed me.
by Acid Reflux7 April 16, 2009
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punieta

To jerk off or a jerk off. It's also used to start a nasty sentence. Spanish word used by my Puerto Rican family a lot.
Estoy aciendo la punieta en mi casa.
Punieta!! Get the fuck outta here.
by Mr. Uhhh June 19, 2005
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punned

When you successfully insult someone using a play on words. Similar in respects to the word "pwned", but only legitimized if the user correctly used a pun in his insult.
You just got punned!
punn'd
by cukoo August 9, 2006
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