penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017

penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.

Daddy, please penalize me. punish

by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018

penalised

to get fucked; penetrated.

"Remember, it's the woman getting penalised."

by throaway November 6, 2022

Penalize

To punish one, distribute punishment in a sexual way. This is often a form of flirting, and a sign that you want to hook up.

I’m going to penalize you so hard that you will cum.
or
Mary penalized me so hard yesterday I cried.

by jiatanoki November 24, 2022

purrlized

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023

puralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.

Please get me a sandwich I’m puralyzed by the cat.

by anonymous January 10, 2025