Publasturbator

1. One who masturbates in public.

2. One who masturbates in his house while others are around, but not looking.

3. One who masturbates next to somebody who is sleeping.

Jim: Guess what happened while I was at John's house last night.

Mitch: What?

Jim: John thought I was asleep, so he masturbated right next to me.

Mitch: Whoa! I didn't know John was a publasturbator.

by masterpublasturbator April 28, 2010

Pubesterpiece

When one makes a masterpiece out of their pubes.

Girl 1 - I gave Mike a blowjob the other day, and he went crazy manscaping!
Girl 2 - What did he do?
Girl 1 - He created a pubesterpiece

by Sixpaper August 6, 2015

Publasturbate

The act of Publicly chilling with your hand or hands down your pants.

Derrick publasturbate's at Arby's and on my bed.

by Choda29 March 20, 2010

Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too

Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

procasterbaiting

When someone waste time master baiting instead of doing what there doing

I was procasterbaiting and I didn't get my work done

by Havox blast November 25, 2013

Podcaster

A know it all. Someone who thinks they are expert on everything and corrects people all the time.

Responding to know it all.
"Thanks for the tip, Podcaster. "

by Tommyrot September 1, 2023