pseudofan

1- Someone who has on geographical and/or social attachment to a particular sports team, yet for some reason have been rooting for that particular team since they can remember.

Person A: Why are you going for the Patriots? You should be rooting for the the Rams, and other St. Louis teams!

Person B: I have always been rooting for the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Patriots since I have been born!

Person A: Fine, but your a Patriots pseudofan!

by pseudonym definer January 3, 2011

pseudofriend

when a person acts nice to you like there your friend but are not really your friend.
For example the person at the checkout counter " have a nice day" ect. Or a cop its sir all over till they find pot in your car ect. then its put your fucking hands behind your back ect.
How many people that act like your friend would snitch on you if they knew you were growing pot ect.

That teacher is just a pseudofriend.

by Deep blue 2012 November 5, 2009

pseudofuck

The opposite of "actual fuck"

What the actual fuck?! (Not to be confused with the pseudofuck)

by theskepticaloptimalist March 21, 2021

pseudoscene

A pseudoscene person happens to be someone who dearly wishes that he or she could fit into the description which is that of a scenester. But while said person wishes that they could be scene, he or she seems to fail miserably and becomes a disgrace to him or herself and the people around him or herself. Most pseudoscenesters are characterized by "really cool" black and bleached blonde hair, tight Diesel or Seven jeans for both the guys and girls, black Converse All Stars, favorite band tote bag, something along the lines of a Pretty Girls Make Graves shirt, various facial piercings (optional), heavy eye makeup, etc. These people just seem to think that they are "really cool" becuase they are so "scene" when, in all actuality, they are frowned upon by the numerous musical cliques of the world.

All the indie kids agree: "She is just so pseudoscene that it hurts my feelings."

by Evan Aldrich September 30, 2005

pseudoscenester

well, considering that a scenester is a person who dresses and acts in a prescribed fashion according to the music they listen to, and the word pseudo means false, then a pseudoscenester must be a person who appears to be a scenester, but is actually not

1. that guy is a scenester
2. no, he just looks like it
1. oh, so he's a pseudoscenester

by loser June 21, 2006

pseudofuck

when you say something so pseudo-scientific its called a pseudofuck

person 1:The sun is a hoax!
person 2:You fucking pseudofuck.

by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 15, 2021

pseudoracist

One who displays racist tendencies while indignantly denying the title of a racist. This select group of society, though smaller in number, is just as, if not more easily recognizable than the identified racists.

Sam, a pseudoracist, said, “I’m not a racist, but racist jokes are really funny.”

by DC Zoo July 19, 2018