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Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.
I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.
by hgfs563 July 4, 2010
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mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".
"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger
by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012
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Pseudo-Feminist

A person that claims to be a feminist yet ignores the main point of feminism, equality. Pseudo-Feminists will tend to blather on about how terrible men are, or assume how men do not face social issues in regards to their gender. Not only can these issues include false rape accusations (although that's EXTREMELY rare), rape of men (which is actually more common than you'd think) Selective Service in the United States, and the pressure of masculinity (which is very much like the pressures of feminization that women face and not considered as often).

Just as how pseudo-feminists will frequently call acknowledgement of men's issues misogyny, many so called "masculists" try to generalize feminists by pseudo-feminists, in order to claim that feminism is misandric in nature. Of course, these "masculists" then ignore women's issues and prove to be nothing but hypocrites. If you misuse the term, you'll look stupid to any intelligent being.

There are well documented pseudo-feminists, one of which is the 'Femitheist Divine', a young woman that on her previous blogs had called for mass genocide of men. They try to claim to be feminists in order to have a sense of legitimacy.
Pseudo-Feminists are basically the gender-issue equivalent of a GSA member that hates heterosexuals. Or a Cancer Society volunteer that advocates smoking.
by Archwisel III March 24, 2013
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pierdolic

Pierdolic generally means "to fuck" in Polish language. Just like in the word "jebac", it's very easy to add various prefixes, which changes the meaning of this swear word.
- wypierdolic (to have rough sex with someone, to cheat, to fire someone from school/job)
- wypierdolic sie* (to fall to ground)
- przepierdolic (to lose, to stupidly spend money)
- zapierdolic, podpierdolic (to steal, to hit someone once)
- zapierdolic sie, napierdolic sie (to get drunk)
- napierdolic, dopierdolic, wpierdolic (to punch someone many times, very sadistically)
- przypierdolic (to hit someone once)
- przypierdolic sie (to cling annoyingly)
- upierdolic (to break off something)
- upierdolic sie (to get dirty)
- opierdolic (to shout on someone)
- opierdolic sie (to shave own head)
- popierdolic (to show no more interest to something)

There are of course many other prefixes - as you can see, pierdolic is much more rich and mighty than simply, english "to fuck". There are examples with declination below, if necessary.
* sie means "self"
Skoncz pierdolic. (Stop talking rubbish)

Szef mnie wypierdolil (The Boss fired me)
Wypierdolilem sie wczoraj (I fell yesterday).
Przepierdoliles cala wyplate (You spent your whole salary <in a short time period>)
Piotr zapierdolil kase (Piotr has stolen money)

Etc...
by Phariseus July 28, 2008
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pseudo-intellectual

4 signs of the pseudo-intellectual

1. Quoting

2. Going against common thought without evidence

3. Bringing up intellectualism in non-requistite situations

4. Un-neccersary use of verbs and adjectives with 4 syllables or more
Dude #1: hey wanna go to the movies tomorrow night?

Dude #2: Nah, the cinema is so low-brow. I don't understand how so many people find aesthetic values in it. I'm going home to read. As Descartes said "cogito, ergo sum".

Dude #1: Yeah....OK.
by Simon Bee July 15, 2008
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perdedor

Paco is a perdedor.

Soy un perdedor, I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
by Kate March 13, 2005
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pseudo neep

Holy shit, you haven't heard of PSEUDO NEEP?! It's this great cartoon on youtube, i-it's about this guy named Neep. H-he blows up a fucking shop in the first episode. I-it's a fucking great show I love it.
Man 1: "Hey, did you see the new episode of Pseudo Neep"
Man 2: "No, did a new episode come out?"
by Snow Baby Reporter March 25, 2019
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