Primate

Ruffian Black Person

Yo, the nigga ain't nothin' but a primate.

by Jiggsta January 30, 2004

Angry Primate

when your about to skeet in the woman randomly slap her on the poon, then make her unconcious with a headbutt to the face. whilst unconcious, poop on her chest. wait for her to wake up and when she does, she will bend over in pain as you slapped her vagina, then notice the poop on her chest. then you must run away. This is because she runs after you, bent over, throwing poop whilst being very angry. hence 'angry primate'

Dude1: look out! an angry primate!!!!

Dude2: sweeeeet, thanks for the heads up, gimme some *high five*

by CPOLD November 24, 2009

primate pile up

the act of large primates pileing up on each other and butt fucking performing one big orgy

Dude, did you see that primate pile up on animal planet last night? it was crazy!

by donkey kong6999999999 April 17, 2011

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

praymate

A friend who goes to church with you.

This is Andrew. He's my praymate. He goes to church with me every Sunday.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Primate

An idiot who can't think properly, thus having evolved their ass out of the human genome. Also known as a "Troll".

You damn primate.

by SuperShaolin December 8, 2017

Evil Primate

Lifeless idiot who threatens other people to "omg teh h4><0r j00 lol".

He just acting stupid, like an Evil Primate.

by EW May 26, 2004