produmptive

Doing something productive while taking a dump; a way of multitasking on the toilet

Dude 1: get the fuck outta the bathroom man, its been an hour!!
Dude 2: dude chill the fuck out... im being produmptive, im almost done with this paper

by j-rod-deezy May 14, 2007

Pretumming

The act of consuming tums before doing irreversible damage to your stomach lining, typically caused by excess alcohol consumption.

“Yo are you good?”

“Of course man, I pretummed”

“Pretumming is a veteran move”

by giggleigloos March 20, 2022

protomastouris

The guy that is the only one that gets high for the first time in the group

Mihalis is stoned. Ah vre protomastouris!

by Stelingos April 14, 2023

ProTUNE

When a professional, using Cobb Tuning's ProTUNER software, makes adjustments to one or more maps stored on a user's Cobb AccessPORT to maximize power, fuel economy, or meet other customer goals for a Subaru Impreza, Legacy, or Forester.

I went stage II and got a protune, now my car is teh fastAr!!

by IWSTI September 30, 2006

protomeme

A meme that has existed before the term "meme" was coined or widely accepted. This primarily contains any viral or widely known humorous content dated before 2010. Such as "Hamster Dance" or "killroy was here."

"Dude, Have you seen this hamster dance meme?" "Yeah, that protomeme has been around forever.."

by Blackphidora May 28, 2018

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

Protoman

A name for a person who seems to be antagonizing you, but who you later realize was helping you prepare for the inevitable.
From Megaman 3, where the character Break Man fights you multiple times, but turns out to be your brother who is helping you train for the final fight with Wily.

Common Protomen are siblings, Teachers, and Parents.

Guy: Man, that teacher is an ass!
Guy 2: You'll see, he's helping you. He's a Protoman.

by Namagem1 September 28, 2008