johnny potsmoker

the average everyday widwestern potsmoker.

johnny potsmoker 1: what do you want to do today?

johnny potsmoker 2: smoke pot.

by justified007 December 24, 2008

POTSie

A person with Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS), a type of autonomic nervous system disorder that affects multiple body systems, most importantly heart rate. One of the most common symptoms is fainting or coming close to fainting. It's a type of Dysautonomia.

My best friend is a fellow POTSie, so she understands what it's like to faint upon standing.

by amynluv June 12, 2018

Progs

This is short for progressive or leftist.

Those people over there yelling with the signs are Progs!

by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016

Plotshot

A better noun to describe a plot bunny.

Chick 1: So is Harry Potter still dying later on in your fanfic?

Chick 2: Nah, I ditched that plotshot ages ago. He's having a threesome with Ron and Hermione now.

by _allismine_ May 12, 2007

profstitute

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.

"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."

by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014

potservation

Obsevations one makes while H.A.F. (High as fuck)

The guy reading the book made the following potservation: ‘I can read words backwards faster than I thought’.

by ABKT July 29, 2019