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Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.
Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."
by Big Herm October 20, 2006
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photographerspeople

A typo in a mistake-ridden rejection email sent to over 3,000 photojournalists who applied for the 2020 New York Times Portfolio Review. A common phrase to refer to a photojournalist.
Damn, the New York Times really rejected thousands of photographerspeople from their annual portfolio review.
by freshbranflakes December 18, 2019
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super photography

The special type of photography needed to capture the images of pandas that are covering their eyes with their paws.
"Hey, man, you ever seen a panda covering his eyes with his paws?"
"..."
"Yeah, that's right. Me neither."
"Well, I've seen PICTURES of pandas covering their eyes with their paws"
"Yeah, but that was using super photography! You wouldn't be able to see them in real life."
"I guess you're right, as usual. Next time I'll be sure to listen to you the FIRST time."
by wugsby June 19, 2009
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photogenic

Suitable for being photographed. Someone who looks good in everyday life but really shines out in pictures.
Jennifer is photogenic
by Ghost2499 September 1, 2005
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safe hands protocol

The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.
We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2020
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Protocol 7

The protocol that fully links the Wired and Real World together. Devised by Eiri Masami while he was a Tachibana Lab employee. Against the wishes of Tachibana Lab, Eiri Masami designed Protocol 7 to utilize Schumann Resonance to connect everybody to the Wired (and therefore each other) without devices.
by GLU August 22, 2008
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Photographer

Term often misused to describe a "Camera Owner."

Photographer should define to individuals using cameras who are dedicated, show some level of skill, talent, or expertise, and usually persist in taking pictures for extended periods of their life.

Buy a piano you aren't automatically a pianist.
Buy a plane and you aren't automatically a pilot.
Buy a camera and you're a photographer.
Look I just got this camera at a garage sale, say cheese, I'll be your photographer.

Dude, you're just a camera owner... take the lens cap off... you've got a long way to go before you're a real photographer.
by schafphoto August 2, 2012
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