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Prostciutto

Dried cured ham made from a pig that has mainly been fed on dead prostitutes. Case in point the pigs kept on the Robert "Willie" Pickton farm of Port Coquitlam, British Columbia.
This ham tastes vaguely of carck and cigarette butts, is it a prostciutto?
by Victor Wagg October 30, 2010
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prostitutor

A person employed to educate and have sexual relations. The tutoring sessions usually have a happy ending.
Chip: Dude you want to go to the district tonight?

Dale: No man, I can't. I am failing spanish so my prostitutor is coming tonight. It is going to be a long night.

Chip: Alright, be sure to rubber up dude.
by soothsayer90 June 8, 2011
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Prosittot

A young female in the age of 15-21,Who dresses, and flont's her shit like she has been fucked like a champ for the past 20 years.
I was at the movies when I saw this hot chick that I wanted to give me a blumkin, Until I got close and saw that she was a prosittot.
by John B 34 January 10, 2009
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judo proscuitto

a sexual act; when one uses their hands to karate chop a womans abnormally large labia from side to side for pleasure. usually performed during foreplay.
"leah had the saggiest twat. i was gonna go down on her but then i just decided to stick with the judo proscuitto."
by erin brooke January 6, 2008
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Proscuito

The thinnest hog you ever did see. Often mistaken for ham. Great on pizza. Too bad you can't get good pizza in north america.
The proscuito on that italian pizza was exceptional.
by Pseudonymous Smith June 27, 2011
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ProstiTutor

Someone who thot it was a good idea to teach prostitutes how to be a better professional prostitute.
I get paid 1 dollar an hour for being a ProstiTutor
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPeeWee October 25, 2018
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Prostitutor

An individual with experience in the escorting business, who takes new or younger escorts under their wing to show them the ropes. Origin: A composite word derived from the English words prostitute and tutor.
“My prostitutor taught me to clip the string off of a tampon and push it to the back so I can still work on my period.”
by TheDictionaryOG May 6, 2020
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