Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

prophesifical

A god, a VIP. High-end superiority.

They call me Prophesifical, monster-like I'm mythical.

by Kid named Darth March 15, 2021

The Disagreement Prophecy

There will be a Great Disagreer who will restore balance to the earth. The Great Disagreer Will Disagree with anyone and always win the disagreement rather write or wrong. The Great Disagreer Will start a war and every person who disagrees with the Disagreer Will die. This will result in every person to be under the rule of the Great Disagreer.

Yo bro I think my mom is The Great Disagreer from The Disagreement Prophecy

by HurricaneIvan July 11, 2021

Botamian Prophecy

The Botamian Prophecy was a premonition that predicted the exact day and time that the Botamian supreme ruler Peezy was born - January X. It proposed that a savior would fall from sky to guide the weakened civilization, riding on top of a star.

In the premonition, the star crashes into the top of a large Botamian structure, falling through to the middle where moonlight was to dance through the newly created void. The current ruler at the time, along with the villagers, would follow a beam of light that stretched far beyond the clouds.

Based on the brief synopsis of the prophecy, the villagers didn't expect the savior to be a child and quickly grew skeptical of the Prophecy's claims.

Many Botamians abandoned the Botamian Prophecy, believing it was a mere fairy tale.

by B Peezy September 24, 2011

A Prophecy

The greatest song ever created. Period. It perfectly balances wanting singing along and hold up a lighter and moshing. Written by Asking Alexandria.

I don't care if you like post-hardcore or not, listen to A Prophecy right now, you won't regret it.

by Nuggetsauce January 20, 2014

prophecy

Can see the future, does not have a chode , own the poonani .

that kid is pulling a prophecy, he owns that girls poonani with his long schlong.

by prophecy May 21, 2003

1-800 prophecy

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.

We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.

by nolandc September 2, 2019