When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations
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Poot Lovato was locked in a basement her whole life. She was the unknown twin sister to Demi Lovato, who kept Poot's existence a secret for more than 20 years. She escaped recently, ready to show her fame to the whole world. She is Kanye West's new wife and she is now a meme circulating the globe.
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Get the rooty-poot mug.It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.
Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.
I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.
I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.
by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014
Get the plootnus mug.And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
by Dwokoneseus November 26, 2009
Get the boostle poot mug.A term popularized by That Toy Guy to describe when a Transformers toy has the ability to poke its head out while it's in its alternate mode, be it as a jokey toy thing or a thing they can do by design, such as with X-Brawn/Wildride from RiD 2001 and Scourge from G1.
Did you know that the Kingdom Tigatron toy can do a goofy pooth by having it poke its head out in his tiger mode?
Oh, shit! That IS kinda funny.
Oh, shit! That IS kinda funny.
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