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Brain Processing Disorder

1. Also known as BPD for short.
2. A problem, where the brain becomes overloaded with information, and is unable to process things properly. The effects, things, such as speech, concentration, and learning.

So far, there is no known reason what causes it. It can happen to anyone, at any age. It is different for everyone, but usually not constant. It comes and goes.

A person, who has frequent BPD, almost always has trouble trying to explain something. They will struggle to get the information out. Their mind will go blank, due to what is known as Brain Fog.

Symptoms:
Lack in concentration.
Long pauses when trying to speak.
Mixing incorrect words, such as calling things by the wrong name.

Unable to think clearly.
May seem naive.

Possible Causes:
Stress.
Too much thinking.
Struggling with everyday stuff, such as saying everyday things, due to Brain Processing Disorder. Many things, that should be obvious, are not.

Sometimes, when people speak to you, you can not understand them, as if they were speaking another language.
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snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.
dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.
by McCloud! April 1, 2010
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Proncess

"Man, Jane is a total proncess."
by Mr.Ramrick May 1, 2010
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Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.
Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."
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Process Philosophy

A paradigm of linearity that connotes a sequence of dualities.

Implies that some dualities in the sequence are more important (meta-iterative) than other dualities in the sequence.

Stipulates that a violation of the sequence in certain instances (dualities) leads to a value more false than false: meta-false (cyclical-falsity).
Process philosophy (sequence) implies that linearity is actually cyclical.
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Kidney Stone Software Development Process

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.
We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.
by Spokko April 10, 2019
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agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity
No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.
by agilekiller February 22, 2011
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