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School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!
by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011
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blank poll

If you see a blank pole on Twitter DO NOT VOTE FOR IT it’s used by the author’s tweet to self harm or to commit sewer slide, the polls usually have “.” Or “-“ on them that stand for options of self harm or any other form in the author’s brain
Person1: did you see she tweeted a blank poll what does that mean?
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid
by 1Dand5sosshit April 5, 2021
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Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.
by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018
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Prollygon

1. A group of people whose thoughts and opinions are not based on reality or substance, similar to Irregular Polygon shapes that are void of logic or direction.

2. A group of people that base their opposition to a subject strictly on the source instead of on the substance.

3. A thought process that resembles a trapezium (trapezoid) in that the sides of a trapezium (the thoughts that define a specific idea) never flow in a controlled logical pattern.
Why don't they see that they can't spend their way out of debt?

I dunno, dude. It's basic math. When you spend more money than you make, you have no chance to get out of debt.

Yeah, those Prollygons are going to ruin our national financial security for decades to come.
by Rekd May 3, 2009
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pollazo

It´s a spanish rude word which means : hit with your cock on the face of someone or slap with your cock on the body of someone or something.
It´s very used in Spain .
Ayer me follé a tu hermana , y le pegué un`` pollazo ´´que se quedó loca perdíaa

yesterday , I fucked your sister , and I gave her a pollazo with my cock on her sweet face , she came crazy !!!

Te voy a dar un ``pollazo= pingazo ´´en tu cara, puta zorra . I´m gonna hit you with my cock ...
by Puto Amo January 3, 2014
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poll hawks

Term used for the sycophantic pseudopatriots who are taking the Fake One’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.
Only poll hawks can prevent outright vote thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple voting we all know these Communist lefties are doing all over America!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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Pollege/Polleg

An idiom that express serenity, this word is used to indicate expressions like "no problem", "don't worry","no big deal", "ok".
In italiano: un espressione utilizzata nel nord Italia ( Bologna soprattutto) che indica che non ci sono problemi riferiti a un contesto, di non preoccuparsi, o anche di dare l'ok.

Also used the adjective "polleggiato"(=easy, calm) and the noun "polleggio" (=relax)
Utilizzato anche l'aggettivo "pollegiato" o il sostantivo "polleggio".
- I forgot my money at home - Ho scordato i soldi a casa
- Pollege/Polleg - Pollege/Polleg

- I can't hang out with you tonight, guys - Stasera non posso uscire con voi vez
- Pollege/Polleg - Pollege/Polleg

Sta verifica era proprio polleggiata
Vez, sono in polleggio totale
by DeCaptain July 14, 2016
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