Proletariat Bidet

Saliva-soaked toilet paper used - in lieu of an actual bidet - to cleanse and soothe the anus.

I had explosive diarrhea at the train station and was left with no option but to take a proletariat bidet.

by Ocram April 22, 2003

proletariat

A Metalcore Band from Southern Orange County CA. Sounds like Death.

the proletariat plays worship music to the necroyeti who necrobates to satan and serves the necrowizard.

by necrobator March 26, 2007

PROletariat

The general assemblance of lower class afro-americans.

The PROletariat generally gathers in back alleyways to collect their drug money.

by Kaptain September 23, 2006

Proletariat

The social class of breadwinners, members of society whose economic value is their capacity to work and hu$tle.

'$tay Hu$tlin, just like the Proletariats'.

by The Bourgeoisie Collection May 15, 2021

Proletariat

Wilbur soot

Wilbur soot is the people streamer, he is a proletariat

by Apinchof October 6, 2021

Proletariat Freedom Index

A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."

Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Democracy of the Proletariat

A Marxist-Leninist concept where state power is wielded directly by the working class (the proletariat), typically through a revolutionary vanguard party, to suppress the former ruling class (the bourgeoisie) and transition society toward communism. This isn't "democracy" in the liberal, multi-party sense; it's a class dictatorship framed as democracy for the vast majority. It often manifests as a one-party state where the party claims to be the sole legitimate representative of the workers' will. Critics see it as the ideological fig leaf for totalitarianism, while proponents argue it's the only true democracy because it excludes the exploitative class from power.

Example: The early Soviet Union under Lenin was the classic attempt at a Democracy of the Proletariat. Workers' councils (soviets) existed, but ultimate authority rested with the Bolshevik Party, which claimed to act in the workers' name while systematically dismantling rival parties, independent unions, and dissent, arguing this was necessary to prevent a bourgeois counter-revolution.

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026