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Daddy Probing

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.
I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Pringle Penis

When a man has an issue with his penis that cause it to turn into a pringles crisp (chip) whenever he enters a woman. Can cause a lot of trouble for anyone that suffers with it as they have to settle for other forms of sexual activity.
Person 1: Yo dude did you bang that chick last night?

Person 2: Nah man, I got pringle penis so she spent the night cleaning crumbs of my former dick from her vagina.

Person 1: Shit, I feel bad for you son.
by goldbergtdpw December 16, 2012
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Wrappin' Up The Pringles

to 'wrap up the pringles' is to act smarter than you actually are. anyone who wraps up the pringles is just a douche.
rachel: i am like so totally smarter than steven hawkings by far.
ben: wait, what? steven hawkings is a babe. just quit wrappin' up the pringles. capische?
by cillitbangrules June 18, 2009
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Pringles Bank

A Pringles Bank is when you buy Pringles, eat the Pringles, then make a rectangular hole on the top of the plastic with a special knife. The hole is so that you can put coins in it and fill the Pringles Bank. Unlike the Piggy Bank, you can sometimes cheat on a Pringles Bank and open it before it is full and grab a little money for chips and a soda, then leave the rest of the money there. You put 5 dollar bills, 1 dollar bills, quarters,dimes, nickels, pennies, and more money.
I think I will put these dollar bills and change in the Pringles Bank.
by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023
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poringland

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.
I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT
by anonamous99p June 11, 2006
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Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.
Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
by drfriedrice April 16, 2022
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Pringle Grip

A method of pleasing a woman, that entails the clasping motion of a hand going into a can of Pringles. The pleaser shapes his, or her hand into that of a goose/duck's bill. Once within the female, the gripping can begin. Using the index and the middle finger the pleaser will wiggle their hand around until the deed has been done. It is absolutely necessary to excessively chant "Once you pop you can't stop" until the entire ordeal is complete.
"Dude, Did you hear? Brittany got Pringle Gripped last night. I've been trying to get my man to do that for ages."
by RobboMcT June 12, 2018
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