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Geena Prestia

A type of traditional Italian food you can find in a normal Italian restaurant.
by Chin Chang Chong September 19, 2017
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Hot Priest

Cool, sweary. Was meant to love people as a Father, but he might only be in it for the clothes. Has had a difficult family life. Writes local restaurant reviews for the parish paper. Would spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert. Celibate, most of the time.

Favorite song is Jenny from the Block. Deathly afraid of foxes, thinks they are out to get him. Friendly with guinea pigs. Would rather believe in something wonderful than something awful. Fellow smoker. Good listener. Will get you to confess your sins, then tell you to KNEEL. Thinks that love is awful, so no wonder it's something that we don't want to do on our own.

You'll fall in love with him. But it'll pass.
"The priest is quite hot."
"So hot."

"The hot priest was in my prayers last night."
by hotpriestlov3r January 29, 2020
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Tropical Priest

Tropical priests are magical trolls that a very needy. They need to be caressed frequently and require a lot of attention. They tend to carry asbestos flagons with water dessert in it. They speak with high pitched voices and are commonly located in the Virgin islands. Tropical priests tend to scream “tuts mah barreh!” because their evolutionary master has trained them to do so. They tend to have very sexy goatees that smell of coconuts and fresh lemonade. And their voices are absolutely magnificent, somewhat like the birds song at the break of dawn in the fresh spring air. Their english isn’t proper, so bear with them.
"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest."
“He’s just like a tropical priest, he never lets me leave his side.”
“My girlfriend was screaming ‘tuts mah barreh!’ last night. Could it be that she is really a tropical priest in disguise? Her english is not very good.”
by GrimmLove December 11, 2012
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presto569

A god, worshiped by those only with the highest of intellect.
Have you been watching presto596 lately

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by The Joseph Stalin May 31, 2018
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Cole Preston

The swaggest drummer to ever exist. He’s multi-talented, kind and has cool hair and tattoes. He has a sweatshirt that he wears 24/7. An overall 11/10 person
by c837y January 29, 2021
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Gay Priest

A Priest that is gay, what the fuck did you actually expect.
Dylan : look at that priest.
Patrick : That's a gay priest.
by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021
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judas priest

A British metal band who gained international notice in the late 70s and were one of the most popular names of the 80s. Largely responsible for the traditional heavy metal sound through their influential 70s work, and established the important genre of speed metal. Also notorious for featuring singer Rob Halford, who came out of the closet as gay after his departure from the band in 1993. (He rejoined the band in the summer of 2003.)
If you don't like Judas Priest, then you simply don't like metal.
by Pyrus August 26, 2004
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