Premasure

When you are more than pretty sure but not quite Positive.

I'm premasure LED lights are more Energy efficient than halogen lights. (Very useful in conversations after two or three alcoholic beverages.)

by Ely man April 28, 2019

premature redecoration

The trend of putting up Christmas decorations earlier and earlier every year.

OMG she put up her Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving. Her premature redecoration doesn't even leave room for a Turkey!

by JaneGordon.com January 22, 2016

Premature Catchulation

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose

John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

by Jashn May 24, 2013

premature age

When a person (perferably a teen to young adult) say they are a year+ older then they really are.

Teen girl: Hey mom can i go to the college party?
Mom: No way
Teen girl: But mom im like 18!
Mom:Oh your only 17, stop having premature age!

Girl1:Hey guys lets go to the clubs!
Girl2:omg ya, im in!
Girl3:umm..unless you have a fake ID or premature age we cant get in!

by TiffTiffTaffiny May 22, 2010

Premarital Handholding

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

premature eclapulation

Premature Eclapulation (n.)- The process of clapping (whether it be during events such as plays, operas, and orchestral performances) when the climax of the moment (or the moment most appropriate for ovation) has not yet been reached, often followed by booing and disappointed looks.
premature ejaculation

"That idiot Jack, confusing the theatre's intermittance with the end of the play, drenched the entire audience with his premature eclapulation"

by Dmitry Khrabrov December 24, 2007

Premature ebingolation

The unfortunate eruption of the word BINGO from your mouth when your winning number is on the screen but the announcer has not said the number yet.

New Bingo players often suffer premature ebingolation.

by Savnbrit September 5, 2010