Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010

Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...

"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"

by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011

Proton 67

Term used for ho because 67 is the atomic number for the element Holmium, and the symbol for Holmium is "Ho."

Did you see Nicole trying to look all cute today with her short skirt and high boots? Who's she trying to fool..everyone knows she's the biggest proton 67.

by Megsss May 26, 2012

john proctor

One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.

Has many names:

John Protractor

John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator

Prohn Joctor

John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"

by Jedimaster7130 March 30, 2017

Proctolosophy

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.

1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?

by ssqueeny March 10, 2009

Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.

Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."

by Jeff D April 24, 2003