procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

procrastination

what a majority of teenagers are best at.

"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!

by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Procrastinitis

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

by pru005 May 7, 2008

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

procrastination

The driving force behind writing a research paper.

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow! I haven't even started on it yet!! *starts writing nonstop*

Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.

by SomeBadJoke April 18, 2006

procrastination

1. the act of putting things off for later
2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second
3. i'll tell you later...
4. .........

Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook! I just did!
True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...

by herebutGONE January 3, 2010

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011