Procrastibation 

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

Procrastibation by NKH June 11, 2009

Procrastibation 

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.

"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.

Procrastibation by Ramshel March 10, 2012

Procrastibation 

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.

Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."

Procrastibation by discoN8 October 4, 2012

procrastibation 

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

procrastibation by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastibation 

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

Procrastibation by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

procrastibation 

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge

Quit Procrastibating on your project Billy!

procrastibation by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005

Procrastibation 

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

Procrastibation by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010