procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

procastibate

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute

one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

by future dropout June 2, 2004

procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

by raichupal November 21, 2010

Procrastinatory Motivation

Being motivated to do anything but homework

I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

by D low2081 March 8, 2011

procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005