procisity

So exact that it takes the most skill that you can summon, sometimes being too precise that only a god can do it.

That game had so much procisity, that I threw my phone on the ground and shoved it down the toilet.

by bgc7391 April 7, 2015

promisery note

A contract that typically gives moderate-to-acute grief to one or both parties.

Lending money is never a good idea, but it can be especially painful between family and friends, since their promisery notes can create tension in their amicable feelings if things do not proceed exactly as planned.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

the Promiseland

In reference to someone coming back to their hometown
or
A term of endeerment for the town they left behind

Man 1: Dude, I'm coming into the Promiseland now!
Man 2: Welcome back.

Man 1: Whered you say you were from?
Man 2: This little village on the other side of the hill, place was the Promiseland

promise land

by Joker King June 11, 2011

precisely

A spice used in place of parsley and cinnamon.

"I think I will add some precisely to my soup"

by CarleyM October 1, 2008

proselytute

a person who converts or attempts to convert (someone) from one religion, belief, or opinion to another for money; a lobbyist

Tourist 1: Let's visit K Street and check out the proselytutes!
Tourist 2: I thought selling sex was illegal in the US.
Tourist 1: Not at all, mind-fucking is perfectly legal!

by Poruchan July 30, 2011

poocisely

Used as an exclamation of agreement

thomas: i think idk should be the acronym for i dont care because it sounds way more serious than idc.
jackie: POOCISELY!

by velvet buddha April 18, 2010

proselytution

The act of using religion to get someone else to pay you for sexual favors.

Some people are so unattractive that they turn to proselytution in an attempt to satisfy their sexual cravings and/or gain extra income; while this shameless and manipulative strategy may indeed increase the person's chance of getting laid and/or making money, it also tends to give legitimate religions and organizations a bad name, since many people will think that "they're all like that" when they see the invalid exploiting of religion and its "obey without question" teachings.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018