procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procras

a shortened form of writing any form of 'procrastinate'

Mark: We haven't done any of our homework yet.

Adam: Yeah we are such procras.

by skater13am March 27, 2009

procraftinate

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

Prochristinating

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves

Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010

porcerous

coarse to the point of being abrasive; caustic

I was talking to Nick about selling Norelcos on eBay, when Eddie reminded me of the time when he stole microphones from the church. Eddie made a porcerous comment.

by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008

Procarious

A financial negotiation term. When the procurement department of a company creates a precarious situation.

I went in hoping to get the contract signed, but then the finance guys showed up and it got totally procarious.

by The E Train March 25, 2010

Proceed deep into the heavy

To continue a night of drinking even though the bars are closing. Usually involves a 3am gram of coke and a late night liquor store run. There is no reason for doing this. You will not get laid. You will not feel better about your self but you will do it anyway.

Shall we PROCEED DEEP INTO THE HEAVY

by Catfish 23 December 16, 2016