Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004

Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.

"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."

by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013

Russian Poolette

The act of eating Taco Bell. You never know if it will settle peacefully or cause raging diarrea.

Man I sure lost that game of Russian Poolette today. I think I need some Chipotle-Away.

by crazyone1981 July 22, 2010

problemless

Moot, unflappable, having no problems, everything is relative.

You can't belittle my life because I am problemless.

by jmttmnj February 7, 2009

probletunity

An opportunity that arises when a problem has to be solved. The opportunity may give rise to benefits that are unrelated to the problem being solved.

The rising cost of gasoline creates a market for alternative energy sources. This creates an probletunity for developing and marketing electrically powered hybrid vehicles to replace cars totally reliant on petrol and diesel. This will save on co2 emissions, which contribute to the greenhouse effect, and thus may reduce global warming.

by Ezyhelper March 24, 2008