"Mom... Dad... I have something to tell you.
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.
I am...... Profsexual"
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.
I am...... Profsexual"
by cadennevah January 31, 2022
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Charlie: *Starts Humping a Pig*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
by Jim218 March 20, 2022
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priusexual
• Piesexual
• pisexual
• Painsexual
• Phisexual
• presexual
• Primesexual
• Pecusexual
• peisexual
• philsexual
A very misunderstood form of sexuality.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"
A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.
The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"
Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
Get the Piesexual mug.One who engages in sexual activity with bread or bread like substances in France. See Also Pansexual.
Chris: What the heck are you doing to my baguette?
Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
Jackson: I'm makin' babies with it cause I am a Painsexual.
by Billy Hornet April 19, 2009
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Get the peisexual mug.A sexuality for when you prefer one gender heavily over the other and would have sexual intercourse with that gender. But you would also be okay with having a relationship with the other gender just no sexual intercourse.
James likes Molly and Richard, he’d prefer to date Molly and have sex with her but is open to just dating Richard so he is prefsexual.
by CJ555444333 November 12, 2019
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