Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

Geidi Primes

Referring to the debut album of Grimes, the term is used to ask a person if they listen to alternative/electronic/indie music and not mainstream music.

She looks really cool. I wonder if she knows Geidi Primes.

by they’ve seen everything April 13, 2021

libre primus

the first book.
written in runes by 3301

I was reading Libre Primus

by deepfuckingvalue April 28, 2021

Primus

A truly amazing band that formed in 89' around the San Francisco bay area.

the original line-up

Leslie "Les" Claypool: bassist,vocals

Larry "Ler" Lalonde: guitarist

Timothy "Herb" Alexander: drums

Their sound of music is hard to put in any current genre. The only category this band falls in is itself, Primus.

official website www.primussucks.com

Do you like primus?

Dude! you gotta check out primus's new dvd+cd compilation!

by Compton Ass Terry January 4, 2004

primus

Talented band led by one of the most talented lyricist and bassist in the world

Welcome to this world of fools
Of pink champane and swimming pools
And all you have to do is lose your virginity
Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight
Just stick around and take a bite
Of life, we don't need febalness in this proximity

Welcome to this world

by Jerry September 12, 2003

primish

When a man feels like he is in his “prime” but is clearly past that age to be in his prime, and doesn’t preform in his prime.

Scott Hooks you are primish for not going to work today since you went out drinking last night!

by Derf September 14, 2018

primesword

a weapon that has been hacked in such a unbelivably nectar primecut way in diablo 2
it will destroy all it meets than the unknowing owner
also any well made katana is a prime sword

only 3 ninjas hav ever seen it than they were twinplum pummeled to hell.......the primesword(whispered)
or
man im high i thought you were holding a primesword.
or that battle was tuff in glad i had my MOUNTAINDEW......next to my primesword

by the prime goblin August 22, 2008