pretest

A completely useless and meaningless assignment that university professors assign their students on a weekly basis. It usually tests on subjects that haven't been covered in class yet, hence "pre" test. The main problem is that it's also "pre" lesson, and therefore a waste of time.

"Man, did you do the pretest?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't answer any of the questions. We haven't covered any of it yet, and it's not in the book!"
"Tell me about it. Pretests are BOGUS!"

by BryantB9 October 16, 2008

Potteristic

the working of magic either subtle or otherwise on people around you.

First Guy: How did such a homely dude wind up with a babe like that?
Second Guy: He had to have went Potteristic on her. It had to be some kind of magic.

by Dubrond May 7, 2011

peterised

When a sexual act is committed upon a woman 3 times the instigator's weight.

Did you see who Dalton Peterised last night? She was grossly overweight.
Dalton peterised that Land Rover/Hippo/Whale/Elephant again? Ah for Jaysus sake.

by Daaaveeead April 26, 2008

preferitize

kind of like prioritizing your preferences; usually done when under the influence of alcohol

Sofia says: "Marie, who do you want to bang tonight?"
Marie replies: "I don't know! I just can't preferitize."

by Marie February 23, 2005

preternatural

supernatural

All those around Hester Prynne's daughter - Pearl, sensed the latter's preternatural power.

by Nathaniel Hawthorne October 29, 2003

Peterised

When someone by the name of Peter achieves something that they are proud of.

I totally peterised that exam
See that girl over there, yeah i peterised her
You just been peterised

by Galway P.I.M.P April 26, 2008

pretendisting

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011