pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Peterdoo

This word is a less offense way of saying the word "fart". It was used in some households around the Italian communities in Detroit in the 70's.

Uncle: Jimmy or Joey was that one of yous guys that let that peterdoo? Jimmy: No.... it wasn't me! Joey: Yes it was Jimmy. Just look at him sniffing that peterdoo up before it gets away!

by JoeyBomm April 4, 2020

pretendation

my friend made up this word, it means the state of pretending something.

(taken from a real MSN conversation)

Me: Haha, remember when you were in love with Adam Pascal when you were 12? He's like in his 30s.

Her: LOL! Most of that was fun pretendation!

Me: Sure.....

by coolbeans June 12, 2008

pretenda-hoe

girl who acts like she likes to take or suck alot of cock and misleads many guys into thinking so. (prude hoe)

That girlsleeps in many guys beds but sucks/fucks none of them, what a pretenda-hoe. I hate girls that give rub downs and nothing further; they are such pretenda-hoes.

by Shark River Boys November 3, 2009

Pretendult

An individual with pretensions of adulthood and independence, who in actuality has their bills and lifestyle needs provided for primarily by their parent's resources. A person who cannot support their lifestyle on their own, but actively overlooks or minimizes the fact that their parents are providing for them, often through a long-distance monetary umbilical.

"I'm totally going to be making a trip out to Mexico soon, I'm gonna be living it large." -Unspoken is the detail that they are being taken by their parents as part of a family vacation.

-Any college student or beyond who has their rent paid by their parents, but ostentatiously complains about how 'tough' their situation is, as though they were the ones handling it.

-An average member of 'Generation Fail', who has been paid through college but failed utterly to be marginally independent, is often a pretendult.

by Skewaholic November 19, 2009

pretendian

Every white person in America that claims to be 'part' Native American.

I'm part Indian on my great grand mother's brother's uncle's sister side (Pretendian) but I don't have any way of proving it.

by ScoobyDooGang May 4, 2007

Preturd

A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.

He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.

by iJacques August 12, 2012